1. They have no fewer than 5 tan lines - none of which were earned by laying poolside
2. They say funny things like "Wheels Down", "T1, T2" and "Bonking"
3. They have no shame discussing the benefits of Butt Butter in public
4. They are most commonly described as "Type A" or even "Anal" by family and friends
5. For them, swimming is a full contact sport
6. They have to consult their training schedule before accepting a social invitation
7. Shark Week strikes fear in their heart
8. All of their disposable income is spent on gear and gadgets
9. They take ice baths
10. Their car has the lingering aroma of sweaty socks
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